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Naw, I Just Forgot.

It's the same old cake, you know you'll hate! This time in high definition!
Aug 1 '14
I dropped a chair on my foot on Wednesday, causing it to turn purple and swell. Thursdays 10hr shift didn’t help either - it was twice as big as my right foot. Hopefully nothing is broken.

I dropped a chair on my foot on Wednesday, causing it to turn purple and swell. Thursdays 10hr shift didn’t help either - it was twice as big as my right foot. Hopefully nothing is broken.

Jul 23 '14
Housework, mimosas, cats, and gossip. Just a normal work day at Lauraine’s.

Housework, mimosas, cats, and gossip. Just a normal work day at Lauraine’s.

Jul 20 '14
My new #Starbucks name its Watie.

My new #Starbucks name its Watie.

Tags: starbucks
Jun 29 '14
#thesleeplessgoat is always awesome!

#thesleeplessgoat is always awesome!

Jun 28 '14
We gave drunk people explosives. Their screams and expletives were almost better than the fireworks!

We gave drunk people explosives. Their screams and expletives were almost better than the fireworks!

Jun 28 '14
Canada, fuck yeah!

Canada, fuck yeah!

Jun 28 '14
They’re scrubbing their balls. This went on for at least 5 minutes.

They’re scrubbing their balls. This went on for at least 5 minutes.

Jun 28 '14
Is the watermelon a little much? #sangria #fruitsalad

Is the watermelon a little much? #sangria #fruitsalad

Jun 28 '14
Woops, this is how you tag people on Instagram! Happy Canada “Day”!

Woops, this is how you tag people on Instagram! Happy Canada “Day”!

Jun 28 '14
Canada day!

Canada day!