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Naw, I Just Forgot.

It's the same old cake, you know you'll hate! This time in high definition!
Feb 6 '12
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Glory be.
“Even Jesus wants you to cum.”
……..
Probably the most boring, vanilla sex available on video.
Honestly, I think this is taking exalting and idolizing vanilla sex to such a level that it actually comes back around and seems really kinky to me? Getting off on the fact that it’s procreative sex and that God endorses it?
The titles and descriptions of the films avaliable are pure fucking gold.
Lazarus Rises:New Jersey’s Mr. and Mrs. Ryan Brooks depict marriage during Biblical times. Wardrobe and locations are impressively authentic.
Rod is the Answer (sequel to the apparently very popular “In Rod We Trust”): Christian Porn ironman Rod Parker’s most memorable film. Known for their marathon sessions, the Parkers perform in the shower, the kitchen, the garage, and practically every room in the house.
Round Yon Virgin: The raven-haired Louisa Flagler and her well-endowed new husband consummate their marriage in a Jacuzzi, losing their virginity together

Support Christian Porn

Glory be.

“Even Jesus wants you to cum.”

……..

Probably the most boring, vanilla sex available on video.

Honestly, I think this is taking exalting and idolizing vanilla sex to such a level that it actually comes back around and seems really kinky to me? Getting off on the fact that it’s procreative sex and that God endorses it?

The titles and descriptions of the films avaliable are pure fucking gold.

Lazarus Rises:New Jersey’s Mr. and Mrs. Ryan Brooks depict marriage during Biblical times. Wardrobe and locations are impressively authentic.

Rod is the Answer (sequel to the apparently very popular “In Rod We Trust”): Christian Porn ironman Rod Parker’s most memorable film. Known for their marathon
sessions, the Parkers perform in the shower, the kitchen, the garage, and practically every room in the house.

Round Yon Virgin: The raven-haired Louisa Flagler and her well-endowed new husband consummate their marriage in a Jacuzzi, losing their virginity together

(Source: waitingonoblivion)

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